Note: We may sound like insane parents-to-be, but in reality we’re already very much in love with Bao who has a 100% chance of turning out as crazy as us.
Q1. You weigh 10kg at the start of the month. At the end of the month you weigh 12kg. How many months must I make you go on a diet?
Q2. You start off with 1 bar of chocolate. I take away the 1 bar of chocolate. How naughty have you been?
Q3. The alarm clock rang at 7.30am. You snoozed it 5 times with each snooze measuring 5 minutes long. How much longer before I pour a bucket of ice on your head?
Q4. You crawl 4 feet and then take a 30-minute break. You then crawl another 8 feet. How long will it take for you to get the remote control for us?
Q5. You’ve asked “Mummy, can I buy this pack of Cola sweets?” 10 times. Mummy has replied “No, put it back” 7 times. How many times more do you need to ask before you realise Mummy has stopped listening?